The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.229 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 847 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,311 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and most pop videos prominently feature the Troll Punishersian flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 279,429^th in the world and 6,146^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.